With her pixie haircut and cute smile, Carly Parker looks like a nice girl. She looks like a chesty chick that you would encounter at one of those sports bars that cater to boob hounds. Can you imagine her in a tight top and tiny shorts, bringing you a platter of chicken wings and a cold pitcher of beer? How about in no top, rubbing her pussy and begging for your cock? Yeah, we prefer the second one, too. You see, Carly doesn't want to sling wings and beer for cash. She knows that if she lets you sling your cream on her breasts she can make more bucks, so she tugs and rubs cock, cheerfully and with lots of gusto. We've seen a lot of tug jobs, but Carly is one of the nicest, big busted tuggers we've ever seen. She gives you service with a smile, and that's exactly what you want to see when you're coating a chick's rack with your sperm.

Some girls make you chase them around, spending money, complimenting them, taking them on dates, buying them gifts, and then just when you think you are going to get some, they shaft you and won't put out. Those are the kind of bitches who will get your cock hard and then tell you they've had a great night and that's that. You won't even get a pity blow job or hand job from these cocktease bitches because they claim they aren't that type of girl. Well thank God that Soleil is not that type of girl. Sure Soleil wants you to chase her around...the yard. You see, she is wearing a tiny bikini and she wants you to run after her so she can show you how her bounteous bosoms bounce when she is in action mode. She wants to flash you the goods and get you worked up, because she only wants to have at you when your cock is nice and hard. And when Soleil is warmed up from all that running, she is going to tug and tit fuck your cock and beg for you to smear your sauce on her rack. So forget those other hard-to-get bitches and get with Soleil. In this world full of uncertainty, don't you need some something that gives you a sense of security? Guess what? Soleil is a sure thing.

In these days of fast-paced action and go-go-go mentality, who has time to wait for all the frills and thrills of fucking? No one. Nowadays we want to get in, and get off and get out, right? It's not about taking your time to get in the pussy...it's about getting your chance to bust a nut and if that means that the pussy doesn't get it's fill of orgasms, who cares? That's why girls like Janet Jade are so wonderful. Janet is not there for her pleasure. She doesn't want you to fuck her. She wants to make you cum, period. And she wants you to cum all over her, if possible. She just wants to jerk you and tit-fuck you until YOU get off, and then she is done. And Janet is not one of those demanding diva type of bitches, who tells you what to do and how she wants you to touch her...oh, no. Janet takes direction well. You tell her to stand up and show her curves off, and she is on her feet within seconds. You tell her to strip and unleash her ebony tits, and she is gyrating and getting naked ASAP. You tell her jump up and down and make those giant jigglers clap, and she asks how high. And the only thing that she asks of you in return is that you make her tits as lubed up as possible so when she envelops your giant rod with them, that it feels as good as it possibly can. Is there anything better than that? You bet your ass there is. It gets better when you get to nut your cream filling all over her chocolate mounds.

We'd like to take a moment and send a little bit of love in a shout out to hotel maids. These women move stealthily, ridding rooms of dirt, grime, funk and used condom wrappers and they work hard. Think about it. They change your sheets, replace soap, vacuum and dust. Heck, some of them even service you, wrapping their nice, round and brown dugs around your dick flesh and stroking you until you cum. What? Not all maids do that? Well this one does and we are pretty sure she cleans up all the man sauce on her rack, too. Maybe she even leaves you a mint on your pillow.

There are certain Man Laws that guys cannot break, no matter what the circumstances. For example, guys DO NOT watch chick flicks and cry. Another one is that guys DO NOT drink lite beer. Every guy knows that there is NO cuddling after sex unless you are paralyzed and she is assisting you the hospital. All men should understand that two guys do not share the same umbrella, even if there is a deluge going on. It is understood by all dudes that it is not acceptable to own a tiny dog of any breed, ever. And lastly, men do not take bubble baths. That is, of course, unless that bubble bath is with a woman who is of the big-tit persuasion and is promising to jerk you off with not only her hands but with those giant bags o' fun, too. And that woman has to be reigning cock expert and nut-sac draining specialist, Candace Von. It is only under these exact conditions that the no bubble bath law can be circumvented. Thank goodness this guy found that loophole that allowed him to frolic in the suds with Candace, otherwise he might have missed out on what can only be described as the best tits and tug job of all time. Not only does Candace know how to make a cock erupt, she is probably one of the nastiest bitches ever. Of course that's nasty in a good way. Her dirty talk will have you stiff in a heartbeat and cumming in two shakes...or strokes, depending on your style.

Got MILK? If you don't then you should run out and get some right away because Rachel love is thirsty. She wants you to sit down with her and enjoy some milk and nookie. No, we didn't say cookies. We said nookie. You see, Rachel has got some nice-sized tits and she wants you to put them in your mouth. And here is where the nookie part comes into play because she plans on fucking you with them. Yup, this chick plays with milk and then jug-fucks your dick into oblivion. And if there wasn't already enough milk spilled in this scenario, she wants even more! Because she wants your cream on her chest, buddy. Yeah, thank goodness she isn't lactose intolerant. Rachel Love knows that milk (and your cream) does a body good!