Kristi Klenot has an ear for music and a set of tits for cock. That's why when this piano tuner comes over and starts tickling the ivories, she immediately tickles his cock with her hands and mams. You see, she is just as passionate about milking dicks as she is about music. Watch as she goes from passive listener to straddling this guy right on the piano bench. It looks like he might have started out just wanting to tune this piano but in the end, Kristi tuned his organ, instead. (We doubt he minded either.)

Just look at Brandy Talore's bouncy bust, heaving up and down as she makes her way down this nice suburban street. (Just like you we are wondering where the fuck this is because we certainly don't get to see juggs jogging around our quiet neighborhood.) And then she bumps into this ogling onlooker and instead of telling him to stop checking her out, she actually lets him train with her and then, in exchange for helping her work out, she helps him rub one out with her chesticles. Just another example of neighbors helping neighbors.

Imagine car shopping with Alexis Silver. Yeah, we can't either. It's not that we don't want to, it's just that we find our minds drifting to her airbags and not the car's. But juggy Alexis would make a great saleslady. She seems like the type to do whatever it takes to seal the deal. Even if that means throwing in a few extras, and by extras we mean XXXtras. You see, she blows this guy's weekly nut-batter allowance with her jugs shortly after talking to him about a car for purchase. That's right. This guy didn't have to even buy the car to get his dick drained. Remember that next time you forget that you don't have to spend or give to get.

There are certain Man Laws that guys cannot break, no matter what the circumstances. For example, guys DO NOT watch chick flicks and cry. Another one is that guys DO NOT drink lite beer. Every guy knows that there is NO cuddling after sex unless you are paralyzed and she is assisting you the hospital. All men should understand that two guys do not share the same umbrella, even if there is a deluge going on. It is understood by all dudes that it is not acceptable to own a tiny dog of any breed, ever. And lastly, men do not take bubble baths. That is, of course, unless that bubble bath is with a woman who is of the big-tit persuasion and is promising to jerk you off with not only her hands but with those giant bags o' fun, too. And that woman has to be reigning cock expert and nut-sac draining specialist, Candace Von. It is only under these exact conditions that the no bubble bath law can be circumvented. Thank goodness this guy found that loophole that allowed him to frolic in the suds with Candace, otherwise he might have missed out on what can only be described as the best tits and tug job of all time. Not only does Candace know how to make a cock erupt, she is probably one of the nastiest bitches ever. Of course that's nasty in a good way. Her dirty talk will have you stiff in a heartbeat and cumming in two shakes...or strokes, depending on your style.

Kristi Klenot has an ear for music and a set of tits for cock. That's why when this piano tuner comes over and starts tickling the ivories, she immediately tickles his cock with her hands and mams. You see, she is just as passionate about milking dicks as she is about music. Watch as she goes from passive listener to straddling this guy right on the piano bench. It looks like he might have started out just wanting to tune this piano but in the end, Kristi tuned his organ, instead. (We doubt he minded either.)

We'd like to take a moment and send a little bit of love in a shout out to hotel maids. These women move stealthily, ridding rooms of dirt, grime, funk and used condom wrappers and they work hard. Think about it. They change your sheets, replace soap, vacuum and dust. Heck, some of them even service you, wrapping their nice, round and brown dugs around your dick flesh and stroking you until you cum. What? Not all maids do that? Well this one does and we are pretty sure she cleans up all the man sauce on her rack, too. Maybe she even leaves you a mint on your pillow.