Janet Jade's titties are like two huge, full chocolate truffles. When you see them, you don't know what to do with them first; play with them, get 'em in your mouth or put your dick in between them. Well, we are here to tell you that you don't have to choose. You can do all that and more with her gigantic tatas. You see, Janet is one of those ladies that appreciates her assets almost as much as you do. She likes to be nasty and raunchy and get it on. And when you are all over her tittes, fondling, sucking and fucking them, she is encouraging you to spurt your load all over them. We encourage you to take some time out of your busy schedule and jack to Ms. Jade. You will be glad you did.

Who doesn't remember that scene in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off", when the busty nurse arrives at his house with a delivery of flowers and balloons? She utters that famous poem, "I heard that you were feeling ill. Headache, fever and a chill. I came to help restore your pluck, 'cause I'm the nurse who likes to..." Well, this scenario is kind of like that. You see, Sarah is a nurse who can't stand it when her male patients have any kind of ailment. Now, we are not sure what nursing school she attended, but whatever it was, they taught her that every illness could be cured by milking a cock with her righteous jugs. We aren't rocket scientists or anything like that, but that sounds just about right to us because we always feel better when we've shot a load on some tits. Don't you?

So you're out shopping for your girlfriend. (Or at least that is the story you came up with the minute you spotted this jugg-tastic hottie in your local surf shop.) So, being the great boyfriend that you are, you decide that your girlfriend really needs a skimpy bikini. (Even though it's not beach weather out.) So you approach Cassandra, who ironically seems to be the same size as your girlfriend. (How convenient!) Wearing your most-responsible, non-threatening smile, you ask her if she could do you a great, big favor and try some suits and model them for you so you can make the best purchase for your better half. (You really are the best guy there is. So giving and selfless.) Luckily for you, Cassandra is selfless, too, and agrees to try on some bikinis for your viewing pleasure, er, gift research. While she changes, you thank your lucky stars that this busty angel is generous enough to parade around, flaunting her assets for you. But wait...what kind of girl says yes to modeling bikinis for a perfect stranger? A horny cock-slut, that's who. Just as you realize that maybe you can get more than just a fashion show from this chick, she opens the dressing room curtain and tells you to come inside for a private viewing. (And the sucking and fucking of your life! Lucky bastard.) It just goes to show you, some chicks really do love the dick this much.

There are certain Man Laws that guys cannot break, no matter what the circumstances. For example, guys DO NOT watch chick flicks and cry. Another one is that guys DO NOT drink lite beer. Every guy knows that there is NO cuddling after sex unless you are paralyzed and she is assisting you the hospital. All men should understand that two guys do not share the same umbrella, even if there is a deluge going on. It is understood by all dudes that it is not acceptable to own a tiny dog of any breed, ever. And lastly, men do not take bubble baths. That is, of course, unless that bubble bath is with a woman who is of the big-tit persuasion and is promising to jerk you off with not only her hands but with those giant bags o' fun, too. And that woman has to be reigning cock expert and nut-sac draining specialist, Candace Von. It is only under these exact conditions that the no bubble bath law can be circumvented. Thank goodness this guy found that loophole that allowed him to frolic in the suds with Candace, otherwise he might have missed out on what can only be described as the best tits and tug job of all time. Not only does Candace know how to make a cock erupt, she is probably one of the nastiest bitches ever. Of course that's nasty in a good way. Her dirty talk will have you stiff in a heartbeat and cumming in two shakes...or strokes, depending on your style.

It's a Friday night and you're out at your local dance club, otherwise known as the place where you go to find hos to stick your dick in. (Don't worry, we don't think you actually go there because you want to dance around like a ballerina, buddy.) The night is looking pretty shitty because the chicks look like hyenas, so you saunter over to the bar to drown your sorrows in a few cold ones before heading back to your pad all alone to whack off. You're spilling a few tears in your beer when you look over and see them. By them, we mean two gigantic, chocolate tits. You look up and there she is, Carmen Hayes, in all her boobarific glory. Her red dress is barely covering her hooters and you know that it's now or never, so you go over and introduce yourself. She rolls her eyes at you but you are not deterred because you know a chick like this is going be to a challenge. So you engage her in a gentleman's wager and she takes the bait. If she can get you off with just her tits, you'll give her a diamond necklace. If she can't, then you get to nail her tight mocha pussy. You go back to the crib and she slams your cock with her bangin' boobies until you spurt. You accept your defeat and when she tries to claim her diamond necklace prize, you tell her the truth: That creamy pearl necklace she is wearing is going to have to suffice. Then you smile and tell her that she should love her new jewelry because you made it yourself and those are the gifts that count the most.

Sarah Sunshine is the kind of cowgirl who likes the rodeo. But we're not talking about the regular rodeo. We are talking about the raunchy rack rodeo. You see, while she likes to mount and ride bucking broncos, she wants the bucking bronco to ride her rack. Watch as this Tennessee sweetie pours honey all over her rack and gets this cowboy's cock sticky and slippery between her knockers. Seeing this lady giddy-up and get down on this dick is all you will need to scream, "Yeehaw!" and then dump your load all over her hot pair of tits.