coming soon: Bikini Buster

Bikini Buster

So you're out shopping for your girlfriend. (Or at least that is the story you came up with the minute you spotted this jugg-tastic hottie in your local surf shop.) So, being the great boyfriend that you are, you decide that your girlfriend really needs a skimpy bikini. (Even though it's not beach weather out.) So you approach Cassandra, who ironically seems to be the same size as your girlfriend. (How convenient!) Wearing your most-responsible, non-threatening smile, you ask her if she could do you a great, big favor and try some suits and model them for you so you can make the best purchase for your better half. (You really are the best guy there is. So giving and selfless.) Luckily for you, Cassandra is selfless, too, and agrees to try… Read More »