There's something about a hot chick with big tatas in red lingerie, waiting for you in the kitchen. It's almost perfect. The only thing that's missing is a cold beer in her hand while she is waiting on her knees to suck your dick. But what if she said, "Honey, today I want you to fuck my big, luscious tits with your dick and then spray me with cum...then I'll make you a pie," wouldn't that be the most-perfect moment of all time? We think so. If Goldie were your girlfriend, then every day would be perfect, because she loves to titty fuck. She may not make you a pie afterwards, but she would probably let you get in her pie, since she seems to be pretty easy. (Not that this is a problem.) She told us she likes it almost as much as she loves to give blowjobs. Yes, she loves to give blowjobs, too. And she likes to lick cum off her tits. She's a pipe cleaner and a cum-cleaner, all in one. Talk about a good, little woman. What a keeper.

Goldie Blair reminds us of one of those way-too-hot young moms you might see at one of your kids' back-to-school/meet-the-parents nights. You know the type...smokin' hot, bored, smokin' hot, looks like she needs to be pounded, smokin' hot, and sporting some knockers that you just know she is dying to wrap around a cock. (Possibly your cock, depending on if you can score some one-on-one time with her.) That's why it's not too unbelievable that a chick this hot would be lounging by the pool in a teeny white bikini that consists of two triangular nipple patches and one tiny piece of ass floss. You see, this is the type of chick they write all those Desperate Housewife shows about. She is so bored that the minute she gets a chance to jerk off the young pool guy or the well-hung UPS dude, this type of woman jumps at the chance. Not because she can't fuck anyone else, but because she lives in a glass cage and she just wants to be reminded of her younger, free days when she ho'ed it up with everyone who came her way. So, do a little public service next time you bump into a smokin' hot chick like Goldie Blair. Offer her your cock to jerk and tug. It will make her day and she will make you spray.