Two Of A Kind
When you meet a chick with big tits and you ask her out on a date and she replies, "I don't really want to go out. I kind of want to stay in and just hang out," this is code for, "Get me naked and fuck my tits." We know it doesn't sound like that, but trust us, we're experts. This is a perfect opportunity to suggest a little game of poker. What kind of poker? Strip poker, of course.